Guys and Gals who like to Ride and Shoot
Not necessarily at the same time
Things My Motorcycle Has Taught Me
The only good view of a thunderstorm is in your rear view mirror. -
People ask us why we ride a motorcycle. For those who have experienced the joy, no explanation is necessary; for those who have not, no explanation is possible. -
I'd rather be riding my motorcycle and thinking about God, than sitting in church thinking about my motorcycle. -
Four wheels move the body; two wheels move the soul. -
Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle. -
Life may begin at 40, but it doesn't get real interesting until About 80 mph! -
You start the game of life with a full pot o' luck and an empty pot o' experience. The object is to fill the pot of experience before you empty the pot of luck. -
If you wait, all that happens is that you get older. -
Midnight bugs taste just as bad as noon time bugs. -Saddlebags can never hold everything you want, but they CAN hold everything you need. -
Don't ride so late into the night that you sleep through the Sunrise. -
Sometimes it takes a whole tank full of gas before you can think Straight. -
Never hesitate to ride past the last street light at the edge of Town. -
Never do less than forty miles before breakfast. -
A bike on the road is worth two in the shed. -
Respect the person who has seen the dark side of motorcycling and Lived, and still rides. -
Young riders pick a destination and go. Old riders pick a Direction and go. -
A good mechanic will let you watch without charging you for it. -Sometimes the fastest way to get there is to stop for the night. -
Always back your bike into the curb and sit where you can see it. -
There are drunk riders and there are old riders, but there are not Many old, drunk riders. -
Ride to work. Work to ride. -
Two-lane blacktop isn't a highway - it's an attitude. -
When you look down the road, it seems to never end; but you better Believe it does! -
Keep your bike in good repair. Motorcycle boots are not all that Comfortable for walking. -
People are like motorcycles; each is customized a bit differently. -
Sometimes, the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. -
When you're riding lead, don't spit. -
A friend is someone who'll get out of bed at 2 a.m. To drive his Pickup to the middle of nowhere to get you when you're broken down. -
Catching a yellow jacket in your shirt @ 70 mph can double your vocabulary. -
Catching a yellow jacket in your helmet will triple that special vocabulary. -
There's something ugly about a NEW bike on a trailer. -Everyone crashes. Some get back on. Some don't. Some can't. -If you can't get it going with bungee cords and duct tape, it's serious. -
If you ride like there's no tomorrow, today will be a BLAST! -The best modifications cannot be seen from the outside. -Always replace the cheapest parts first. -
You can forget what you do for a living when your knees are in the Breeze. -
Only a Biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. -
Keep the paint up, and the rubber down! -
There are two types of people in this world - people who ride And people who wish they did.